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A long ass fuckin' time ago,

In a town called Lop-Buri,

There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.

But hey there was a black sheep,

And he knew just what to do.

His name was young T-O-N-G

And he refused to step in-line.

A vision he did see of

Fuckin' rockin' all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam

And all the planets did align.